thirsty-hoe:

idiotsonfb:

these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.

I was so afraid this was going to end badly.

(via theemslounge)

creationandcosmos:

my heart

(Source: zicadbagui, via theemslounge)

pre-med-timelord:

boredpanda:

10+ Hospital Christmas Decorations That Show Doctors Are The Most Creative People Ever

Man people get really creative!

(via theemslounge)

motherfrigginpsas:

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS

STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL.

DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE!

AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN.

IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”

WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK

CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.

AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.

I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

(via theemslounge)

ravencroft:

jeandrea:

dongboss:

this bird imitating r2d2 is the cutest thing ive ever seen

What a nerd

He’s even the right colors.

(via theemslounge)

tacoabel:

(Source: rewatchingpokemon, via ruinedchildhood)

sassysugarnyc:

kvtrina:

deadgorl:

classicalbombshell:

dosomethingprettywhileyoucan:

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

well it better work or else I’m gonna cry I need to make rent h0e

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

(via delicatejamaican-deactivated201)

weirdbuzzfeed:

If you don’t unmute this you’re missing out on 6 seconds of pure joy.

(via hehehatemyself)

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

(via groudon)

nevermymindd:

England: Has anyone seen America?

Canada: Hold on, I got this

Canada: *clears throat*

Canada: Bill Nye the science guy

America: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR*

America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

(via cryptic-illusions)